1. Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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3. Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
4. Why doesn't the India law permit a man...